I don’t care if you are a professional, if you are posting a video on TikTok chances are it does not fucking matter. All you are being is an attention whore. That can be proven by the fact that we are most likely stuck staring at your blithering face as you rattle some random life hack fact anal probe in our direction. Don’t get me wrong, this blog alone shows me as being an attention whore too.

But in all honesty, this is more of a venting/creative outlet and to give myself something to play with an learn. Applicable to the world abroad. I couldn’t care less if people visit. It is not that I don’t appreciate those who do visit and those who may become part of any community that forms around this experiment of mine. That just was not the reason why I did it. This site is also not what it will be in the future. May not even be around if I decided to do something else.

Here is where my problem comes into play with people saying “I’m a professional”. How the fuck do I know you are a properly trained and certified (where necessary) professional? If this man:

was still alive and roared up in that chair of his pulling cookies and said that blackholes exists, you should still question what he said. Doesn’t mean he is wrong, just means you should question it. But a man like Stephen Hawking is different. We know his background as it has been told to us. In theory it has been vetted by the Science community at large, and the media. And the fallout for such a person can far worse than for someone who did not have the fame. Just ask Rachel Dolezal. It was only because of the media that she fell as hard as she did.

Now I know in many of these cases are for companies, or someone’s company. In which case that professional aspect is shown. But the proliferation of TikTok videos with only some cunt saying “I’m a professional crack waxer, let me tell you the proper way to wax a man’s crack before he wipes”. And all of these stupid hacks/tricks/reasons make me go “someone didn’t know this?”. Then I stop and think, yeah, there are warning labels for things that are pretty obvious, like “Don’t shave with a chainsaw”.

But still. They say “I’m a professional” like it means something. I mean shit, Mike Tyson is a professional boxer, yet he still tried to treat Hollyfield like an edible Mr. Potato Head. Not very professional in my opinion, but I also believe it is against the rules in Boxing.

By the way, they lost that part of Evander Holyfields ear and were not able to replace it. I suspect it will appear on ebay in a few years.

Oh look, they are hugging. So nice to see they made up.